Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
What did the Clydesdale use to deal cards at the casino?
A horse-shoe.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
How do horses show gratitude?
Flank you very much.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
Why did the pony turn himself in?
He felt rem-horse.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
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