Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
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