What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
What did the Clydesdale use to deal cards at the casino?
A horse-shoe.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
Why did the pony turn himself in?
He felt rem-horse.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
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