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What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.

Beat funny horse puns
What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.