Where do horses get their weaves from?
Mane.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
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