What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
What did the Clydesdale use to deal cards at the casino?
A horse-shoe.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
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What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
What did the jockey respond when someone asked to ride his horse?
“Dis-mount is mine.”
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
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