What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
What did the jockey respond when someone asked to ride his horse?
“Dis-mount is mine.”
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
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