"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"That's all, yolks."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Having a good hare day."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"Just one hot chick."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"You make me egg-static."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Just looking on the sunny side."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Eggs love you."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Just don't carrot all."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Eggs-cuse me."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"You crack me up."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
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