"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Eggs-cuse me."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Some bunny loves you."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"You crack me up."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"You're a real good egg."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"That's all, yolks."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"There's no bunny like you."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"No eggs-cuses."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"What an egg-citing day."
"Just one hot chick."
"Just don't carrot all."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Happy eggster."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.