"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"What an egg-citing day."
"That's all, yolks."
"For peep's sake."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Having a good hare day."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Just one hot chick."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"No eggs-cuses."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Happy eggster."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Eggs love you."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"You're a real good egg."
"You crack me up."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"There's no bunny like you."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."