"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"For peep's sake."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Just one hot chick."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"That's all, yolks."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"I've found some bunny to love."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"You can't beat me."
"You make me egg-static."
"Just don't carrot all."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"There's no bunny like you."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"You crack me up."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"What an egg-citing day."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
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