My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Happy eggster."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"Some bunny loves you."
"That's all, yolks."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Having a good hare day."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"You're a real good egg."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"What an egg-citing day."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Just don't carrot all."
"There's no bunny like you."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"You crack me up."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"You make me egg-static."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"You can't beat me."
"Just one hot chick."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"I'm eggs-hausted."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
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