"Just don't carrot all."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"You're a real good egg."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Happy eggster."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"You make me egg-static."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"That's all, yolks."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"You crack me up."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"There's no bunny like you."
"Some bunny loves you."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Eggs love you."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Having a good hare day."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"You can't beat me."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."