"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Just one hot chick."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"For peep's sake."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"Having a good hare day."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"No eggs-cuses."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"What an egg-citing day."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"That's all, yolks."
"You can't beat me."
"I've found some bunny to love."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Eggs love you."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Some bunny loves you."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"You make me egg-static."
"You're a real good egg."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
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