Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"You're a real good egg."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"No eggs-cuses."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Having a good hare day."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Some bunny loves you."
"Happy eggster."
"I've found some bunny to love."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Eggs-cuse me."
"What an egg-citing day."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"There's no bunny like you."
"Just don't carrot all."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"For peep's sake."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"You crack me up."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"You make me egg-static."
"Eggs love you."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
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