Happy Easter and welcome to our great holiday Easter Puns!

"Just don't carrot all."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"What an egg-citing day."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"For peep's sake."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"You make me egg-static."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Just one hot chick."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"You crack me up."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"You're a real good egg."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.