"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Just don't carrot all."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"No eggs-cuses."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Eggs love you."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Just one hot chick."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"For peep's sake."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"Having a good hare day."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"That's all, yolks."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Some bunny loves you."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
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