"There's no bunny like you."
"Eggs love you."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Some bunny loves you."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"That's all, yolks."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"For peep's sake."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"You crack me up."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Happy eggster."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"What an egg-citing day."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"You make me egg-static."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Just one hot chick."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"You can't beat me."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Just don't carrot all."
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