Happy Easter and welcome to our great holiday Easter Puns!

"For peep's sake."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Some bunny loves you."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"You make me egg-static."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Eggs love you."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Just one hot chick."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"What an egg-citing day."