"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Having a good hare day."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"You crack me up."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"What an egg-citing day."
"Happy eggster."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"You're a real good egg."
"You can't beat me."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Just one hot chick."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"There's no bunny like you."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"That's all, yolks."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Eggs love you."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"No eggs-cuses."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
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