"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Happy eggster."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Having a good hare day."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"You're a real good egg."
"You make me egg-static."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Eggs love you."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"For peep's sake."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"Some bunny loves you."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"You crack me up."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"What an egg-citing day."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"There's no bunny like you."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"That's all, yolks."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
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