"Eggs love you."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"That's all, yolks."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"You can't beat me."
"Happy eggster."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"There's no bunny like you."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"You crack me up."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"You're a real good egg."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"What an egg-citing day."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"I've found some bunny to love."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Just one hot chick."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Some bunny loves you."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
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