How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"You're a real good egg."
"There's no bunny like you."
"Just don't carrot all."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"You can't beat me."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Just one hot chick."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"Happy eggster."
"What an egg-citing day."
"You crack me up."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Just looking on the sunny side."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"I've found some bunny to love."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Some bunny loves you."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"You make me egg-static."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"No eggs-cuses."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
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