Best friend Jokes

A Telling Phone Call
A Telling Phone Call A woman meets with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone suddenly rings. Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation: "Hello? Oh, hi..." "I'm so glad that you called..." "Really?" "That's wonderful..." "Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time..." "Oh, that sounds terrific.. Love you too." "OK. Bye-bye." She hangs up the phone and her lover asks, "Who was THAT?" "Oh," she replies, "That was just my husband telling me about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
If man’s bet friend is a dog, would a unicorns best friend be a corn dog?
Yo Mama so short her best friend is an ant.
It sucks to be a penis because your roommates are nuts, your neighbor is an as*hole, your best friend is a pu**y, and your owner strangles you every night until you throw up.
"Yesterday my wife ran off with my best friend."
"With who?"
"Mike."
"Since when is Mike your best friend?"
"Since yesterday."
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
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