Best friend

Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
If man’s bet friend is a dog, would a unicorns best friend be a corn dog?
Yo Mama so short her best friend is an ant.
"Yesterday my wife ran off with my best friend."
"With who?"
"Mike."
"Since when is Mike your best friend?"
"Since yesterday."
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
It sucks to be a penis because your roommates are nuts, your neighbor is an as*hole, your best friend is a pu**y, and your owner strangles you every night until you throw up.