Best friend

Yo Mama so short her best friend is an ant.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
If man’s bet friend is a dog, would a unicorns best friend be a corn dog?
"Yesterday my wife ran off with my best friend."
"With who?"
"Since when is Mike your best friend?"
"Since yesterday."
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
It sucks to be a penis because your roommates are nuts, your neighbor is an as*hole, your best friend is a pu**y, and your owner strangles you every night until you throw up.