Anniversary Jokes

“What’s the best way to get your husband to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.” - Cindy Garner
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
My husband said to me, "For our anniversary I want to go somewhere I've never been before."
So I said, "Try the kitchen!"
I gave my wife a lamp for our anniversary.
Someone’s getting LED tonight.
I bought my missus an egg-beater for our wedding anniversary.
I knew she wanted me to whisk her away.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.
A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, ‘Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?’
Her husband replies, ‘Why not?
I stuck with you through the other six shades.’
What Marriage Teaches You On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Susan was asked to give her friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. "Tell us Susan, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your husband?" Susan responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint, forgiveness -- and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
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