Before stealing base, these Baseball Puns will steal your heart!

Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
How can you tell if an ambidextrous baseball player is bisexual as well?
He swings both ways.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.