Before stealing base, these Baseball Puns will steal your heart!

Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
How can you tell if an ambidextrous baseball player is bisexual as well?
He swings both ways.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.