Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.