Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.