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A zebra is the safest place to cross the road. Unless you are actually a zebra.
My zebra is a rubbish ballet dancer. I think he’s got two left feet.
Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.
I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, “You know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.”
He said, “I hope he’s having a better luck than I am.”
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
My favorite fruit is the pear.
Because if you have two and you eat one, you still have a pear left.
My wife was trying to feed our son a pear, and he was refusing.
I said, Good news. Our son is immune to pear pressure.
My daughter picked up a piece of fruit and asked, "Is this a pear?"
"No," I replied, "there is only one."
Pre pear yourself for a bad pun.

Dad: Is that a pear?
*Dad points to pear on the kitchen counter.

Child: Yea...

Dad: Then why is there only one?
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
What is the worst type of blind people?
The Notsees.
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird?
It is also known as the Toucan
Why do native Americans hate the snow?
Because it is white and settles all over their land.
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