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Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
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