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Seven

Dirty Short Jokes
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender.
Little Johnny Counts to 10
Little Johnny Counts to 10 The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me." "Can you tell me what comes after three?" "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven," answers little Johnny. "Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job. What comes after ten?" "A jack," answers little Johnny.
Funny Haiku
In case of not being,
able to count up to seven,
you can use your fingers.
I think haikus suck.
Has to be five seven five.
Who came up with this?
Egg Puns
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
Puns
I got a job crafting toy models of the dwarves from Snow White.
The pay sucks, but I'm not lying when I tell people I make seven figures.
Christian Pick Up Lines
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Soccer Puns
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
Math Puns
Why DID seven eat nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
How do you make seven an even number?
Just remove the “s.”
One Liners and Short Jokes
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila - Four.
Five tequila, six tequila, seven tequila - Floor.