Your Jokes

Call me your Christmas tree, because you're turning me on.
I want your chestnuts roasting on my open fire.
Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
Your stocking isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight...
How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
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