Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.