The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
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