What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.