My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.