Ladies Jokes

All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening.
“Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks.

“I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”
I like my ladies like I like my coffee – a hot shock to the lap.
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats.
This phenomenon is known as many paws.
The Gasing Nun In California Unleaded gas went to $4.00 a gallon last Thursday. Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. Fortunately, an Exxon station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait, and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas, and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptist ladies watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, 'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.'
After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening.
“Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks.



“I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine.
What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Good morning ladies.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods.
It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
Our church band is just two ladies on percussion...
It’s quite the CoNunDrum
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
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