A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, ‘Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?’
Her husband replies, ‘Why not?
I stuck with you through the other six shades.’
Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila - Four.
Five tequila, six tequila, seven tequila - Floor.