Insect Jokes

Asking Dad a Question A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting — don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone."
What do you call an insect that can’t drink milk?
Lactose intoler-ant.
How do you say farewell to a very optimistic insect?
Buoyant!
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
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