How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
There once was a child in Spain.
Who loved to play in the rain.
One day he tripped.
And broke his hip.
Now he is in serious pain.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
I’ve been dating a homeless woman recently, and I think it’s starting to get serious…
She’s asked me to move out with her.
My Chiropractor is serious is as hell
But he always cracks me up.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
I know a guy who had both arms amputated from elbow to shoulder.
He is always serious and never humerus.
Man says to his boss, "Can we talk? I have a problem."
Boss: "Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!"
Man: "Ok, I have a serious drinking opportunity."