Serious

I know a guy who had both arms amputated from elbow to shoulder.
He is always serious and never humerus.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
There once was a child in Spain.
Who loved to play in the rain.
One day he tripped.
And broke his hip.
Now he is in serious pain.
The Sick Mother-In-Law
The Sick Mother-In-Law A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in serious condition. On the way back the wife, very worried, asks: "So, honey? How's my mom doing?" He replies: "She looks great! She is in good health! She will still live for many years! Next week she will be released from the hospital and will come and live with us, forever!" "Wow that's amazing!" Says the surprised wife - "But this is very strange, dear... yesterday she seemed to be on her deathbed, the doctors said she should have a few days to live!" "Well, I don't know how she was yesterday," he replied, "but today when I arrived at the hospital, the doctor told me that we should prepare for the worst!"
My Chiropractor is serious is as hell
But he always cracks me up.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
I’ve been dating a homeless woman recently, and I think it’s starting to get serious…
She’s asked me to move out with her.
Man says to his boss, "Can we talk? I have a problem."
Boss: "Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!"
Man: "Ok, I have a serious drinking opportunity."