Potato puns are a-peeling.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
We’re a perfect mash.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
I love you a tot!
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
I like you a latke!
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
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