Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
Time fries when you’re having fun!
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Potato puns are a-peeling.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
We’re a perfect mash.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
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