Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
Potato puns are a-peeling.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
We’re a perfect mash.
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
I love you a tot!
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
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