If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
We’re a perfect mash.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
I like you a latke!
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
Time fries when you’re having fun!
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
I love you a tot!
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
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