“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
I love you a tot!
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.