Feel Jokes

"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough"
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
"I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap." - Bob Hope
"Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old, it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother that does." - J. Norman Collie
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
A Great Dentist A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?" "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a really good dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a really good dentist, How did you figure THAT out?" "Didn't feel a thing!"
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
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