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A Great Dentist
A Great Dentist A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?" "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How did you figure that out?" "Didn't feel a thing!"
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
I just quit my job as a train driver a few weeks ago.
I can't help but feel that my life has gone off the rails since.
If you walk along a railroad track you may soon feel run down.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."

People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
I feel tail great!
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Why did the electricity documentary get such mixed reviews?
People weren’t sure how to feel after it’s shocking ending.
How did the frog feel when he hurt his leg?
Unhoppy
“Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people’s drama, repeat these word: Not my circus, not my monkeys.”
Polish Proverb
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
Dave Barry
What happened when Turbo lost his shell? He began to feel sluggish.
Why didn’t the skeleton feel like patching up his broken ribcage?
His heart wasn’t in it.
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