Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
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