Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
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