What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
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