What eats laptops? Computer worms.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
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