What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.