Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
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