What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
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