What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
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