How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
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