Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
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