How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
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