What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
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