Worm Puns

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What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"

Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
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