Worried Jokes

“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
I've got a really good vegetable pun.
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny.
“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.”
Dale Carnegie
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
When I was a student, I was worried that my housemates would be annoyed if I ran off with some of their kitchen utemsils. But that was a whisk I was willing to take.
There once was a lad from West Philly
Who played basketball and got silly
He fought with some brothers
Which worried his mother
Now he's know as Bel Air's Fresh Prince, Willy
The Sick Mother-In-Law A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in serious condition. On the way back the wife, very worried, asks: "So, honey? How's my mom doing?" He replies: "She looks great! She is in good health! She will still live for many years! Next week she will be released from the hospital and will come and live with us, forever!" "Wow that's amazing!" Says the surprised wife - "But this is very strange, dear... yesterday she seemed to be on her deathbed, the doctors said she should have a few days to live!" "Well, I don't know how she was yesterday," he replied, "but today when I arrived at the hospital, the doctor told me that we should prepare for the worst!"
My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...
I know where to draw the line.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Yo momma’s so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Worried about overcooking your onion?
Don't sweat it.
I was a bit worried about making breakfast on Halloween
But I ain't afraid of no toast.
Q: Why was Cleopatra worried about getting home from school?
A: She didn't want her mummy to see her report card.
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