Worried

There once was a lad from West Philly
Who played basketball and got silly
He fought with some brothers
Which worried his mother
Now he's know as Bel Air's Fresh Prince, Willy
When you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
When you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
When you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But fart just one time...
I've got a really good vegetable pun.
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny.
A blond meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic.
"Everything ok with your car now?"
"Yes, thank goodness," the blond replies.
"Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?"
"Yeah, but he didn't. I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"
A blond meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic.
"Everything ok with your car now?"
"Yes, thank goodness," the blond replies.
"Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?"
"Yeah, but he didn't. I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Yo momma’s so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
What are bald sea captains most worried about?
Cap sizes.
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
I found some internet history from my wife on my computer where she'd typed "how to leave husband". It got me really worried.
How did she find out the password to my computer?
Why do fish not like computers?
Because they are worried about getting caught in the Inter-net.
“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.”
Dale Carnegie