Good Jokes

You're a good egg.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
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