Good Jokes

What it doesn't say on the back of that can of whipped cream is that it tastes really good on my skin.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
You're a good egg.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast too.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
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