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Why are ghosts no good at running a railway? A. Because they can’t even put on a skeleton service!
What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
My wife was trying to feed our son a pear, and he was refusing.
I said, Good news. Our son is immune to pear pressure.
What did the pear say to the other pear when they just got together?
It’s good to be a pair.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
Two behaviorists make love. When they are done, one turns to the other sand says: "That was good for you. Was it good for me?"
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
In exactly 3030 years, there's a chance things could be really good, and theres a chance things could be really bad.
I guess it will be 5050.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news – they found your head.
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