Good Jokes

I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
You're a good egg.
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