Good Jokes

I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
You're a good egg.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
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