Numbers Jokes

Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.​” — Homer Simpson
Q. Why do educated gorillas like the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13?
A. 'Cause they're prime apes.
The fact that there is a highway to hell, and only a staircase to heaven
Says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
I'm going to get the numbers 1 through 30 tattooed up my arm.
That way people can always count on me.
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me." "Can you tell me what comes after three?" "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven," answers little Johnny. "Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job. What comes after ten?" "A jack," answers little Johnny.
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”
Homer Simpson
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Just use imaginary numbers.
Did you hear about the mathematician whose afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

How come old math teachers never die?
They tend to just lose some of their functions.
Did you hear about the math professor who was afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
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