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The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast too.
If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it's cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
I've got something special in the sack for you!
Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I've been told I'm a star on top.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I came here looking for a little tail.
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