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I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
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