These puns are avocado this world!

How do little avocados get what they want?
They spread it on thick.
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
What did the avocado say to the fork? “You guac my world.”
What can you make with 6.02 x 10^23 avocados?
Guaca-mole.
What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?
“I’ve hit guac bottom.”
What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
What did one avocado half say to the other?
Without you, I’m empty inside!
What do you call people avoiding healthy fats?
Avocadonts.
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym? Hard core.
Can I have your last avocado?
Avocadon’t you dare.
What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
Guac.
What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?
“Bravocado!”
What do you call it when Satan steals your guacamole?
Playing Devil’s Avocado.
What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?
Holy guacamole.
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.
Was your guacamole salad good?
Yes, it was avocado this world.
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
Why shouln’t you rub avocado in your eyes?
You might get guacoma.
What did the waitress say to the customer who wanted free guacamole?
“You can kiss my Hass.“
Are avocados good for your heart?
Yes, they make for great avo-cardio.
How did the roommate who stole the last avocado from the fruit bowl justify her thievery?
“I know it’s wrong, but it feels so ripe!”
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?
Hard core.
How does a robot eat it’s guacamole?
Microchips.
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?
“You are all I avo wanted.”
How many atoms are in guacamole?
Avocados number.
What do you call young avocados?
Avokiddos.
How do you know when guacamole has gone bad?
When it turns guaca-moldy.
What do magician avocados say?
Avocadabra!