Outside

How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
What do llamas do when they eat outside together?
They have an alpacanic.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What side does the zebra have the most stripes on?
The outside.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.
Saw my dad outside with a tv antenna on his head
When I asked him why, he said he was trying to get more in tune with nature.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side. Which side is it?
The outside.
The Good Samaritan
The Good Samaritan I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so I quickly followed her. As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus. So I ran after her shouting, “You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!” She didn’t hear me and proceeded to get onto the bus, so I got on the bus too. As I walked to the back of the bus I breathlessly said, “You floor your purse on the floor outside outside McDonald’s." "Thank you so much!" She exclaimed. "Where is it?" "I just told you, on the floor outside McDonald’s."
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.