Outside

What do llamas do when they eat outside together?
They have an alpacanic.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side. Which side is it?
The outside.
Saw my dad outside with a tv antenna on his head
When I asked him why, he said he was trying to get more in tune with nature.
The Good Samaritan
The Good Samaritan I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so I quickly followed her. As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus. So I ran after her shouting, “You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!” She didn’t hear me and proceeded to get onto the bus, so I got on the bus too. As I walked to the back of the bus I breathlessly said, “You floor your purse on the floor outside outside McDonald’s." "Thank you so much!" She exclaimed. "Where is it?" "I just told you, on the floor outside McDonald’s."
What side does the zebra have the most stripes on?
The outside.
What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.