Needs

Yo mama so fat she needs a GPS to find her ass hole.
Yo Mama so short she needs a stool to pick her nose.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”?
Because every play needs a cast.
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that pu**y needs.
A functional gun shoots
While a broke one needs troubleshooting.
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
There once was a farmer from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
It soon came to pass,
He was covered with grass,
But has all the tomatoes he needs.
There once was a farmer from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
It soon came to pass,
He was covered with grass,
But has all the tomatoes he needs.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
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