Needs

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”?
Because every play needs a cast.
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that pu**y needs.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Yo Mama so short she needs a stool to pick her nose.
There once was a farmer from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
It soon came to pass,
He was covered with grass,
But has all the tomatoes he needs.
There once was a farmer from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
It soon came to pass,
He was covered with grass,
But has all the tomatoes he needs.
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
A functional gun shoots
While a broke one needs troubleshooting.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Yo mama so fat she needs a GPS to find her ass hole.