Open wide because we've got a bunch of mouth puns to feed ya!

What does a drunkard's mouth and a shirt have in common?
They are both 100% cotton.
Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.
They're mouthbreathers.
I had a jaw-dropping experience.
Sadly, it was radium poisoning.
I got punched in the mouth by a drug addict today.
Now my jaw’s all methed up.
If Colgate kills 99.9% of bacterias in mouth, what does Colgate sensitive do?
It kills 99.9% without hurting their feelings.
Rich people are born with a silver spoon in their mouth.
But polite french people are born with a s'il vous plaît.
My friend keeps joking about the thing he has to wear to cover his mouth while he's exercising outside.
It's a running gag.
What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
"What's with that fruit taped to your mouth?" the doctor asked. "Covid-19 prevention," the patient replied.
"You need a bandana, not a banana!"
I accidentally injured my girlfriend with a mouth organ.
I really didn't mean to harm Monica.
Did you hear about the football player with the dirty mouth?
Yeah. He was an offensive lineman.
What is your mouth’s favorite exercise?
Burpees.
My little sister came to my room with a lighbulb in her mouth. I asked her "what in the world are you doing?"
She said "I'm having a light snack."
What makes your mouth sad?
A tongue depressor.
Did you hear about the guy who got a metal jaw replacement?
I think he just did it for a tin chin.
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle.
What is red and not good for your teeth?
A brick.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
what does Stalin use to wipe his mouth?
A Soviette.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
What do you call an Amish Man whose hand is in a horse’s mouth?
A mechanic.
I saw a friend of mine named Ella sit down to eat a fillet of salmon. As she lifted the fork to her mouth I screamed NO DON’T EAT THAT!
When she asked why I responded “you’ll get salmon-Ella!”
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent.
Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
Because they don't have pockets.
What do you call a flower with a mouth?
Tulip.
I inshtalled my shelf wrong and it fell on top of me, breaking my jaw. Now I shound weird.
I guesh I only have myshelf to blame.
My son elbowed me in the mouth during a tickle fight
But that's ok. It was acci-dental.
We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"
She said, "Not neccecelery."
To all the people that don't cover their mouths then they cough.
You make me sick.