Bite

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Why should you never throw a snake like a boomerang?
Because it’ll come back to bite you.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
Does Your Dog Bite?
Does Your Dog Bite? A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, he doesn’t bite.” The man then tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. “Ouch,” says the man, “I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!” “That’s not my dog."
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.
A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen before.
Each bought one.
The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel.
When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across to her friend and said, “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.”
“Why not?”
“I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”
Mama fly and baby fly were hanging out at the coroner’s office. The coroner was enjoying a sandwich while he performed an autopsy. Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth.
. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,

“Nobody puts baby in a coroner.”
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What happened to the dog who ate too much garlic?
Its bark was worse than its bite.