Tiny Chihuahua, Humongous Great Dane. The difference between them Is really quite plain. Feisty Chihuahua Will yap-yap and yip. If he doesn't like you, You may get a nip! Gentle Great Dane Has a powerful bite, But never would nip you. She's much too polite. Great Dane finds the carpet A fine place to nap. Chihuahua loves curling Right up in your lap. Their owners would have Some cause for dismay If each dog behaved In the opposite way!
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”
The shopkeeper says, “No, he doesn’t bite.”
The man then tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
“Ouch,” says the man, “I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!”
“That’s not my dog."