Orange

What is green, red, yellow, purple and orange?
Colors.
What’s orange and tastes like an orange? An orange.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
Yo Mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes, because it said 'Concentrate'.
Did you hear that the Lemon and the Orange divorced?
The Lemon was very bitter.
What did the orange say to the lemon?
"'yello!"
The Mute German Boy
The Mute German Boy An American couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesn’t speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word. The American couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they threw him a party and made him a chocolate cake with orange icing. The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, “Mother, Father, I do not care for the orange icing on the chocolate cake.” My God,” says his mother. “You can speak?” To which the German boy replies, “Of course.” "How come you've never spoken before?“ asks his father. “Vell,” says the boy, “up until now, everything has been satisfactory.”
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
There once was a colour named orange,

...Damnit.
Once I did hear my brother call
The sun a giant fire ball.
How can that be?
For what I see,
Is something up high so small.

I see it at the break of dawn,
When it announces the day is on.
Its brilliant gold,
A joy to behold,
And being outside is so much fun.

John might be right, for I must say,
The sun is not so cool at midday.
Its shining light
Is just so bright,
I have to pull my eyes away.

Evening comes and it's so strange
How the sun still appears to change.
No longer small,
A bigger ball.
Its tone, now a lovely bright orange!

This curious ball hanging up high,
For me, raises many questions why.
But when it shines,
Then life is fine.
Thank God the sun is in the sky.

(By Abimbola T. Alabi)
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
What’s orange with bad hair and hears ‘boo’ a lot?
A haunted pumpkin with a wig.
Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate!
What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.