It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot that the oven got jealous.
It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.
It’s so hot my dream house is an igloo.
It’s so hot firecrackers light themselves.
It’s so hot Jehovah’s Witnesses started telemarketing.
It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.
It’s so hot everyone is wearing sweat pants.
It’s so hot that my sprinkler released steam.
It’s so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer.
It’s so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.
It’s so hot all the sand on the beach is now glass.
It’s so hot even my wife’s heart is melting.
It's so hot that I went to hell just to cool off.
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.