Space Pick Up Lines

Welcome stars and suns of the universe! Are you wearing your space pants?

You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Nice asteroids.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
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