Hot diggity dog! You made it at last to one of the funniest pun sections - The Hot Dog Puns!

What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up!
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns!
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
When does a hot dog have a close shave? At the barber-cue!
When do franks tell insults? At a wienie roast!
How do hot dogs greet each other? They say “give me some skin!”
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.
What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? Hot, diggety dog.
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up! Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog? Because she wanted a chili dog.
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup? Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Why are hot dogs angry? Because they are always getting roasted.
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
Why doesn't Daniel Tosh eat Hot Dogs? He can't find the zipper
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? A hot, diggety dog.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A "hollow-weenie!"