Field

Just because your football team calls itself the unicorns doesn’t mean they can play in the corn field.
IT vs. Management
IT vs. Management A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field." "You must work in IT," says the balloonist. "I do" replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone." The man below replies, "You must work in management." "I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?" "Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
How did the sheep farmer become best in his field?
Shear luck.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
There was an Old Person of Dover,
Who rushed through a field of blue Clover;
But some very large bees,
Stung his nose and his knees,
So he very soon went back to Dover.
There was an Old Person of Dover,
Who rushed through a field of blue Clover;
But some very large bees,
Stung his nose and his knees,
So he very soon went back to Dover.
Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!