Hot dog

What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up!
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns!
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
When does a hot dog have a close shave? At the barber-cue!
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up! Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog? Because she wanted a chili dog.
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.