Video Jokes

I have inner beauty.
And I have the video from my colonoscopy to prove it.
I told my boyfriend we could watch a dirty movie for his birthday and do what we saw in the video.
He was super excited... until I screwed the pizza guy.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
The Smartphone Poem My new phone is "smart." I guess that I'm not. Amazing what all this here smart phone has got. TV and Weather and Internet, too. There's just no limits to what it can do. Check my blood pressure and my temperature Without even probing all my apertures. I now know the time in Paris or Greece. I can track the migration of thousands of geese Or find Chinese food; it's here on this map. Oops, my finger just slipped, now where was that at? A camera...a CAMERA! Now I can take shots Of everyone I know (who'd rather I not). Push this here button and take me a "selfie." (If it had a nose would this thing take a "smellfie"?) Email to pester with, video to shoot, Maps to drive 'round with, wow that's a hoot! A compass to guide me home if I'm lost. Thank God work paid for this thing (what it COSTS!). The things that it does would amaze Mr. Bell. What he would have thought of it, no one can tell, But one question's still stuck in my middle-aged craw. Despite all the gizmos that strike me with awe, They're fun and they're useful and "techy" and all ...But how do I just simply make a phone call?
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
What's Hitler's favorite video game?
Mein Kraft.
Yo Mama so stupid she thought The Exorcist was a workout video.
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
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