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I told my boyfriend we could watch a dirty movie for his birthday and do what we saw in the video.
He was super excited... until I screwed the pizza guy.
The Smartphone Poem
The Smartphone Poem My new phone is "smart." I guess that I'm not. Amazing what all this here smart phone has got. TV and Weather and Internet, too. There's just no limits to what it can do. Check my blood pressure and my temperature Without even probing all my apertures. I now know the time in Paris or Greece. I can track the migration of thousands of geese Or find Chinese food; it's here on this map. Oops, my finger just slipped, now where was that at? A camera...a CAMERA! Now I can take shots Of everyone I know (who'd rather I not). Push this here button and take me a "selfie." (If it had a nose would this thing take a "smellfie"?) Email to pester with, video to shoot, Maps to drive 'round with, wow that's a hoot! A compass to guide me home if I'm lost. Thank God work paid for this thing (what it COSTS!). The things that it does would amaze Mr. Bell. What he would have thought of it, no one can tell, But one question's still stuck in my middle-aged craw. Despite all the gizmos that strike me with awe, They're fun and they're useful and "techy" and all ...But how do I just simply make a phone call?
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What's Hitler's favorite video game?
Mein Kraft.
I'm planning on making an application that randomly closes the video game you are playing and opens a different one.
It's going to be a game changer.
I'm working on a Yosemite Sam video game.
But it has a lot of Bugs.
I asked a French man if he played video games
He said, "Wii."
Video games never made me angry or want to hurt people.
Working in customer service already did that.
Yo Mama so stupid she thought The Exorcist was a workout video.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
I have inner beauty.
And I have the video from my colonoscopy to prove it.