Letters

What four letters will frighten a burglar? O I C U Where does bad light go? To prism!
When I was young there were only 25 letters in the Alphabet. Nobody new why.
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it? Post Office!
The ABCs of Marriage
The ABCs of Marriage After being married for 25 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her carefully, then said, "You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." "What does that mean?" she asked suspiciously. He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!" She beamed at him happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely! But what about I, J and K?" "I'm Just Kidding!" (The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his genitals).
A woman inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted."
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
I was only taught 22 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know Y TBH.
I’m super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I just don’t know why.
Did you know that you only need two letters to spell Panda?
You just need P and A.
What's so special about twitter alphabet soup? It only has 140 letters.
Doctor, Doctor! I'm terrified of words that are also letters!
Oh you are? I see. Why?
Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?
I Q U.
You use computers.
IPods, mobiles, cameras.
Why not write letters?
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
Fang letters.
What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p.e.n.i.s?
The spine.
My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering... do I keep the letters?
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