Letters

Did you know that you only need two letters to spell Panda?
You just need P and A.
I was only taught 22 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know Y TBH.
A woman inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted."
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
The last four letters of 'queue' are not silent
They're just waiting their turn.
Doctor, Doctor! I'm terrified of words that are also letters!
Oh you are? I see. Why?
What four letters will frighten a burglar? O I C U Where does bad light go? To prism!
When I was young there were only 25 letters in the Alphabet. Nobody new why.
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it? Post Office!
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
Fang letters.
The ABCs of Marriage
The ABCs of Marriage After being married for 25 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her carefully, then said, "You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." "What does that mean?" she asked suspiciously. He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!" She beamed at him happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely! But what about I, J and K?" "I'm Just Kidding!" (The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his genitals).
What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p.e.n.i.s?
The spine.
My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering... do I keep the letters?
Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?
I Q U.
What's so special about twitter alphabet soup? It only has 140 letters.
The Bank Robbing Couple
The Bank Robbing Couple Jeff and his girlfriend Jenny decide to become bank-robbers. Jenny does the actual robbing at gunpoint inside the banks while Jeff waits outside as the getaway driver. They are initially successful with a string of heists that make headlines and they become folk-heroes. Until one day their luck runs out and they get caught. At trial, the judge condemns Jenny to ten years in prison, while Jeff gets two years. However, once they get to their respective prisons, they discover that due to a clerical error Jeff will be serving ten years and Jenny only two. Despite of her insistence, Jeff convinces Jenny to keep quiet about it. After two years Jenny gets out and she continues to visit Jeff faithfully every month and they exchange letters and phone calls regularly for the remainder of his ten years. Finally, after he does his time, Jeff gets out and is joyfully reunited with Jenny. They get married and move to a different state and start anew, leaving their life of crime behind. They raise a family with children and grandchildren and eventually reach old age, after having lived a happy marriage. On their 50th wedding anniversary party, the entire family and friends are gathered. A great celebration is had, with many laughs and stories, recounting their life together. The conversation turns to the secrets to a happy marriage. One of the guests asks Jenny why she decided to stick with Jeff while he was in prison, despite all of the hardships. Jenny answers: "Well... you know you have found the One when you finish each other's sentences."
You use computers.
IPods, mobiles, cameras.
Why not write letters?