"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
We're donion rings.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
We should make like your parents and split.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
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