I think we need to become better strangers.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
You looked better when I was drunk.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
"You deserve better and so do I."
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
You look like my future ex wife.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
I really like you. So does my wife.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
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