Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
"You deserve better and so do I."
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Can we still share a netflix account?
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
I think we need to become better strangers.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
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