Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
"You deserve better and so do I."
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!