"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
I think we need to become better strangers.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
You are so right. And I am so left.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
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