"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
We're donion rings.
You look like my future ex wife.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
You looked better when I was drunk.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
We should make like your parents and split.
"You deserve better and so do I."
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
"My cat doesn't like you."
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
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