Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
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