Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Live to tell the tail.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.