What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Werewolves love their fast food.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
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