Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Live to tell the tail.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.