What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
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