What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Live to tell the tail.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!