A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Werewolves love their fast food.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
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