Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Werewolves love their fast food.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.