Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Werewolves love their fast food.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
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