What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Werewolves love their fast food.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
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