Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
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