Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
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