What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
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