Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Live to tell the tail.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Werewolves love their fast food.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
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