"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Live to tell the tail.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Werewolves love their fast food.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
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