Dogs

Why can't you tell dogs a knock knock joke?
Because they immediately start barking.
Did You Know That Americans Eat Dogs?
Did You Know That Americans Eat Dogs? Two Irish nuns have just arrived to the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs." The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously: "Which part did you get?"
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine, but Catscan.
Dogs can't see your bones.
But catscan.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
How do hot dogs greet each other? They say “give me some skin!”
Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.
Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup? Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Why are hot dogs angry? Because they are always getting roasted.
Why doesn't Daniel Tosh eat Hot Dogs? He can't find the zipper
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.