Order

What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.

I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffe?
Because it’s a tall order.
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.”
Joe Girard
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to order pizza,
And watch Netflix with you.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
Nurse: Here’s our list of donor hearts and livers in alphabetical order.
Doctor: wow. Looks very ORGANized.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Are You Done With That Chili, Pal?
Are You Done With That Chili, Pal? A hungry guy really fancies a bowl of hot chili. He sees a diner just up the street, so he decides to head there. A pretty waitress shows him to his seat, and he promptly places his order. The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl". He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?" The other guy says, "No. Help yourself". He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about halfway down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl. The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too."
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.