National Jokes

Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
What genre are national anthems?
Country.
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association.
"I'm not sure how the average American would differentiate National Dessert Day from any other day."
– Andy Borowitz
“Every day is National Donut Day if you put your mind to it.”
― Unknown
Why do Italians love cooking?
It’s their national pasta-time.
Why do Italians love cooking?
It’s their national pasta-time
What is the national dish of Sweden?
Swedish.
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
A Less-Than-Perfect Plan A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts" They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his missing assistant, the doctor asked: "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied: "Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!"
After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.
After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
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