National

Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.
After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.
A boy who was born without eyelids is making national headlines as he has just undergone experimental surgery to use his foreskin to craft new eyelids. The surgery was a success and the boy is recovering perfectly. However, he will be a little cockeyed.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo.
We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds.
I told my husband that the National Zoo's sloth bear gave birth but ate two of the three babies. He said "now she's guilty of 2 deadly sins: sloth and gluttony."