Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?
A mini-taur.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
What do you get when you cross a goblin, a stop sign, and immortality?
An everlasting gobstopper!
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
The Crucifying Commercial Benson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising. He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing and he offers to make a TV ad for Benson's Nails. "Give me a week," says the friend, "and I'll be back with an ad." A week goes by and the marketing executive comes to see Benson. He opens his laptop and presses play. A Roman soldier is busy nailing Jesus to the cross. He turns to face the camera and says with a grin "Use Benson's Nails, they'll hold anything." Benson goes mad shouting: "What is the matter with you? They'll never show that on TV. Give it another try, but no more Romans crucifying Jesus!" Another week goes by and the marketing man comes back to see Benson with another ad. He turns his laptop around and hits play. This time the camera pans out from a Roman standing with his arms folded to show Jesus on the cross. The Roman looks up at him and says 'Benson's Nails, they'll hold anything'. Benson is beside himself. "You don't understand: I don't want anything with Jesus on the cross! Now listen, I'll give you one last chance. Come back in a week with an advertisement that I can broadcast." A week passes and Benson waits impatiently. The marketing executive arrives and puts on the new video. A naked man with long hair, gasping for breath, is running across a field. About a dozen Roman soldiers come over the hill, hot on his trail. One of them stops, turns to camera and says 'If only we had used Benson's Nails!'.
What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?
What happened when the onion tried to cross the bridge guarded by Gandalf? Gandalf shouted, "You shallot pass this bridge!"
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