Cheer

How do you cheer up the patients at the vegetable hospital?
Bring a sick beet.
What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
I've been feeling really down recently so I thought I'd cheer myself up by making a nice cheese and pickle sandwich.
But when I picked up the pickle jar, it said "reject if depressed", so now I'm off to take an overdose.
A man gets up and heads off to work despondent that not one member of his family has wished him Happy Birthday. What an ungrateful lot he thinks.

When he gets to work his attractive secretary asks him what’s wrong and he explains.

“Why don’t I take you out to lunch to cheer you up,” she says.

After a lovely lunch and a couple of glasses of champagne, she says do you mind if we drop into my apartment on the way home.

Interested, he replies,” Sure!”

At her apartment she smiles, fixes him a drink, and then says, “I just have to slip into the bedroom for a minute.”

In a moment she’s back with a birthday cake, his family and all his friends.

And there’s him lying naked on the couch.
If you’re lacking a little good cheer,
Go and tickle a bull in the rear.
For I’m sure that the rumor,
That they’ve no sense of humor,
Is a product of ignorant fear.
What should you do if you see a blue banana?
Try and cheer it up.
My horoscope said I was going to get my heart broken in 12 years time.
So I bought a puppy to cheer myself up!