Oven Jokes

Glad I brought out the oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.
Did you hear about the baker that accidentally backed into an open oven...?
His buns were toasted.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Stick him in an oven until his Bill Withers
Just burned 2,000 calories.
That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
How did the pizza escape the oven?
Through the dough!
What temperature do you set a toy oven?
Faux hundred degrees.
What did the dough say after half an hour in the oven?
I’m bready.
How did the small oven greet the large oven?
He Microwaved.
I just put some meat in the oven.
It’s bacon.
The recipe said, “set the oven to 180 degrees”...
Now I can’t open the door because it faces the wall.
My new toaster oven is a huge improvement for making lunch.
I used to eat unappetizing sandwiches but I quit cold turkey.
How hot does your gas oven get?
How hot does your gas oven get?
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
2 Muffins in an Oven... There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other muffin and says, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN."
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