2 Muffins in an Oven...
2 Muffins in an Oven... There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other muffin and says, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN."
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Me: I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes.
Friend: How?
Me: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.
What did the pun mom say to the new pun dad?
We have a pun in the oven!
Two muffins are sitting in the oven.
One says, “Wow, it’s hot in here.” The other one says, “Sure is. Probably about 350 degrees Fahrenheit.”
What do you call a turkey whizzing through the air past your head because the oven exploded?

Fast food.