Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
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