Is anybody here? We need a live body for these body puns!

Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
What do you call it when you try to woo someone with 50% of a Valentine?
A halfhearted attempt.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
His chest.
I'm going to get the numbers 1 through 30 tattooed up my arm.
That way people can always count on me.
I tried my hand at cinematography, but it didn't really pan out.
What reassuring advice did the meninges give to the brain?
"Don't worry, I've got you covered."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?
I Q U.
Where do brains go for vacation in Massachusetts?
Braintree, MA
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Baking and Fire Safety can go hand-in-hand.
Stop, drop and roll
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
I went skiing with broken bones.
I can't afford real skis.
A chemical in science class can make your hands go numb
But math will make you number.
What do you call two spine bones that are friends?
Vertebros.
What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
My dad told me to finish his bird painting. He painted the head, torso and legs.
To be honest, I just winged it.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
I know a guy who had both arms amputated from elbow to shoulder.
He is always serious and never humerus.
Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it would be a foot.
What’s it called your backpack messes up your spine?
Schooliosis !
I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.
What do you call a man with no legs and no arms resting on a porch?
Matt.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
What do you call an alligator showing off his spine flexibility on the internet?
E-Reptile Disc Function
Son: What happens when white blood cells fail to protect us from an infection?
Dad: Their effort goes in vein.
I like to reminisce about the surgeon who removed my spine.
Really takes me back.
What do neurons do on their birthdays?
They cell-ebrate