These duck puns are sure to make you quack up!

What says “Quick, Quick”?
A duck with the hiccups
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up
What Do You Call A Clever Duck?
A wise quacker
What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill.
What Do Ducks Have With Soup?
What do you get when a duck bends over?
It’s Buttquack
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
What did the duck eat for snack?
Salted Quackers.
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any.”
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
At the quack of dawn.
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
Did You Hear About The Duck Who Thought He Was a Squirrel?
It was one tough nut to quack.
Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
What did the duck say when the waitress came?
Put it on my bill.
What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
He quacked up.
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
Put it on my bill!
What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
“Let’s quack this case.”
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
"Put it on my bill."
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
How Do Ducks Talk?
They don't, you quack.
Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
Why did the duck go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get a new bill.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.