These duck puns are sure to make you quack up!

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
"Put it on my bill."
How Do Ducks Talk?
They don't, you quack.
What Do Ducks Have With Soup?
What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-pus
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
Did You Hear About The Duck Who Thought He Was a Squirrel?
It was one tough nut to quack.
What Do You Call A Clever Duck?
A wise quacker
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.
What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
Put it on my bill!
At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
At the quack of dawn.
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:

1. James Pond

2. Quack Sparrow

3. Duck Norris

4 Quacks-a-Lot

5 Quackhead

6 Quacko

7. Quackers

8. Nutquacker

9. Quacker Jack

10. Quack Efron

11. Quack Black

12. Moby Duck

13. Quackula

14. Sir Duckington

15. Eggbert

16. Quackers

17. Duckleberry Finn

18. Quacker Jack

19. Lucky Duck

20. Cheese and quackers

21. Quaker Jack

22. Duckingham Palace


24. Quackie Chan

25 Firequacker
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
Why did the duck go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get a new bill.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
Duck Tape.
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
What did the duck eat for snack?
Salted Quackers.
What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
What do ducks watch on TV?
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up
What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill.
Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
The outside.