Duck Puns

These duck puns are sure to make you quack up!

What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.
Why are ducks bad drivers?
Their windshields are qwacked.
Did You Hear About The Duck Who Thought He Was a Squirrel?
It was one tough nut to quack.
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:

1. James Pond

2. Quack Sparrow

3. Duck Norris

4 Quacks-a-Lot

5 Quackhead

6 Quacko

7. Quackers

8. Nutquacker

9. Quacker Jack

10. Quack Efron

11. Quack Black

12. Moby Duck

13. Quackula

14. Sir Duckington

15. Eggbert

16. Quackers

17. Duckleberry Finn

18. Quacker Jack

19. Lucky Duck

20. Cheese and quackers

21. Quaker Jack

22. Duckingham Palace

23.Waddles

24. Quackie Chan

25 Firequacker
At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
At the quack of dawn.
What did the duck who learned physics say?
Quark, quark.
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
"Put it on my bill."
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
The outside.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
Put it on my bill!
What Do Ducks Have With Soup?
Quackers
What do you get when a duck bends over?
It’s Buttquack
What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill.
Did you hear about the bird that couldn’t pass environmental legislation?
He was a lame duck.
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any.”
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
What says “Quick, Quick”?
A duck with the hiccups
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
How Do Ducks Talk?
They don't, you quack.
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
Duck Tape.
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