Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
Something’s goat to give.
Whatever floats your goat.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
I goat this.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Goat milk?
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
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