What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
I goat this.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Goat milk?
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Something’s goat to give.
You have goat to be kidding me.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
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