Goat Puns

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What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Something’s goat to give.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Goat milk?
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
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