What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
Goat milk?
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
I goat this.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Something’s goat to give.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Whatever floats your goat.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke