Whatever floats your goat.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
I goat this.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Goat milk?
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
You have goat to be kidding me.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Something’s goat to give.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
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