Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Whatever floats your goat.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Something’s goat to give.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Goat milk?
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
I goat this.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
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