Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Goat milk?
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Something’s goat to give.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
You have goat to be kidding me.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Whatever floats your goat.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
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