Welcome to Goat Puns! No, we're not KIDding you!

What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
You have goat to be kidding me.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.