Goat milk?
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Something’s goat to give.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Whatever floats your goat.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
You have goat to be kidding me.
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