Welcome to Goat Puns! No, we're not KIDding you!

Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Goat milk?
Whatever floats your goat.
I goat this.
You have goat to be kidding me.
Something’s goat to give.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.