What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!