Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
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