What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!