Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
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