What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
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