The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow? Nothing, it was feeling blue.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What is the best way for fungi to grow? You must give it as mushroom as possible!
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
What did the diamond say to its friend copper? Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
I dropped my cactus the other day
Worst part is, I caught it
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Tis the sea-sun.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
I couldn't figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...
Then it hit me.
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Seas the day.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
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