What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
What is batman’s favorite food (ans Just-ice)
Not much, just-ice.
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
Just for the halibut.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
I won an argument about weather forecasting accuracy. My fellow debater's logic was cloudy. After his defeat, he was fuming and he stormed out of the room.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.
You’re totally ice-olated.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
How did the apple tree get the job? It had the right qua-leaf-ications!
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister