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Books are my kind of texts.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Better read than dead.
I have no shelf control.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
My weekend is fully booked.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Feeling my shelf.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
I read dead people.
Leave poetry to the prose.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Readers do it by the book.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Stay true to your shelf.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Reading is a novel idea.
Talk literary to me.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Treat yo shelves.
Where my prose at?