A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Treat yo shelves.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Where my prose at?
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Feeling my shelf.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Talk literary to me.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Stay true to your shelf.
I have no shelf control.
Bookworms take shelfies.
I read dead people.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Readers do it by the book.
Better read than dead.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Reading is a novel idea.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Books are my kind of texts.
My weekend is fully booked.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Leave poetry to the prose.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.