These book puns have tickled your spine.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
I have no shelf control.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
I read dead people.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Talk literary to me.
Reading is a novel idea.
Better read than dead.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Leave poetry to the prose.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Where my prose at?
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Feeling my shelf.
Books are my kind of texts.
Stay true to your shelf.
Readers do it by the book.
Treat yo shelves.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
My weekend is fully booked.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
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