Bookworms take shelfies.
Reading is a novel idea.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
My weekend is fully booked.
Leave poetry to the prose.
Treat yo shelves.
I have no shelf control.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
I read dead people.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Where my prose at?
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Talk literary to me.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Feeling my shelf.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Books are my kind of texts.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Readers do it by the book.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Better read than dead.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Stay true to your shelf.