Feeling my shelf.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
I read dead people.
I have no shelf control.
Books are my kind of texts.
Better read than dead.
Stay true to your shelf.
Leave poetry to the prose.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Treat yo shelves.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Readers do it by the book.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Reading is a novel idea.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Where my prose at?
My weekend is fully booked.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Talk literary to me.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Take a page from the book and leaf.