Readers do it by the book.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Stay true to your shelf.
Feeling my shelf.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
I read dead people.
Better read than dead.
Leave poetry to the prose.
I have no shelf control.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Where my prose at?
My weekend is fully booked.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Books are my kind of texts.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Reading is a novel idea.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Talk literary to me.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Treat yo shelves.
I like big books and I cannot lie.