Where my prose at?
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Readers do it by the book.
Reading is a novel idea.
Leave poetry to the prose.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Better read than dead.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Books are my kind of texts.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Talk literary to me.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Treat yo shelves.
My weekend is fully booked.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Stay true to your shelf.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
I have no shelf control.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
I read dead people.
Feeling my shelf.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.