Reading is a beautiful thing, and we're eager for you to read our Book Puns!

Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Stay true to your shelf.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Bookworms take shelfies.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Leave poetry to the prose.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
I have no shelf control.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Treat yo shelves.
Reading is a novel idea.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Better read than dead.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Books are my kind of texts.
I read dead people.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Feeling my shelf.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Readers do it by the book.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Where my prose at?
Talk literary to me.