Talk literary to me.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Better read than dead.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Reading is a novel idea.
I read dead people.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Treat yo shelves.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Stay true to your shelf.
Books are my kind of texts.
Where my prose at?
Leave poetry to the prose.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Feeling my shelf.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
I have no shelf control.
Readers do it by the book.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
My weekend is fully booked.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).