Better read than dead.
I have no shelf control.
My weekend is fully booked.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Readers do it by the book.
I read dead people.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Stay true to your shelf.
Talk literary to me.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Treat yo shelves.
Leave poetry to the prose.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Books are my kind of texts.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Where my prose at?
Feeling my shelf.
Reading is a novel idea.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
I like big books and I cannot lie.