Talk literary to me.
I have no shelf control.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Feeling my shelf.
Where my prose at?
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Books are my kind of texts.
Treat yo shelves.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Readers do it by the book.
Stay true to your shelf.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
I read dead people.
Leave poetry to the prose.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Bookworms take shelfies.
My weekend is fully booked.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Better read than dead.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Reading is a novel idea.