Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Leave poetry to the prose.
Reading is a novel idea.
Talk literary to me.
Better read than dead.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Readers do it by the book.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Feeling my shelf.
I have no shelf control.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Where my prose at?
I like big books and I cannot lie.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
My weekend is fully booked.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Stay true to your shelf.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Treat yo shelves.
I read dead people.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Books are my kind of texts.