What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Talk literary to me.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Readers do it by the book.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Where my prose at?
Books are my kind of texts.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Treat yo shelves.
I read dead people.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
My weekend is fully booked.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Reading is a novel idea.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Better read than dead.
Stay true to your shelf.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Leave poetry to the prose.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Feeling my shelf.
I have no shelf control.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).